the signs: heaven VS hell
aries: hell bc they mean
taurus: hell bc greedy af
gemini: satan himself
cancer: heaven bc they’re MOSTLY nice
leo: heaven bc they generous af
virgo: hell bc they judging everyone wtf
libra: heaven bc at least they TRY to make things fair
scorpio: satan’s dad
sagittarius: satan’s son
capricorn: jesus duhh
aquarius: satan’s brother
pisces: hell bc they’re secretly evil
